Puerile underestimated traitor aborigine

Whatever semblance of common sense Oliver Lozano had has been torpedoed down by his utter lack of it. Defending the gimmick of one of his party’s “senatoriables” of using the name Peter despite the very obvious attempt to ride on Alan Peter Cayetano’s popularity, Lozano said:

“Everyone is free to use a name, whether it is Peter or Jojo. You can even use Gestapo.”

Really? That’s great because now, I have the perfect ploy to get filthy rich. I’d go to Recto, buy diplomas and business cards bearing the name Oliver Lozano, and engage in every illegal get-quick-rich scheme there is. And when the cops attempt to haul my wealthy ass to jail, I’ll just say, “Sorry dudes, you got the wrong guy.”

Funny how Lozano himself never had this idea when his beloved strongman was still in power.

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Everyone’s favorite censor is back. Discontented with just yakking it out with Maggie dela Riva, Tita Manoling Morato is now appealing on everyone not to vote for “immoral” candidates, particularly Loren Legarda, who has two failed marriages.

Now, now Tita, aren’t you a bit too harsh? When you ran for president nine years ago, 19,770 people put their trust in you. This despite the fact that you never married and didn’t follow God’s admonition to “go forth and multiply”, and are gay (a very immoral trait, if you go by the Bible). Besides, you were also chairman of the PCSO, the government’s gambling arm. And gambling is a very, very bad deed, don’t you agree?

I suggest you go easy on this immorality thing. Did it ever occur to you that the reason you never won in any election is because you’re dumbassedly moral?